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Mon, Aug 11, 2014 at 6:35 PM
From: xxxx451@aol.com <xxxx451@aol.com>
To: adam@adamshafer.com

Dearest Adam

I wish to inform you that your mom’s namesake Robin Williams had died.
Details at 10.

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Tue, Aug 12, 2014 at 9:00 AM
From: Adam Shafer <adam@adamshafer.com>
To: xxxx451@aol.com

Paw,

I read this. I was not happy. My favorite performances of his were those in the movies Jaws, Castaway, and of course, The Big Lebowski.

Adam

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Tue, Aug 12, 2014 at 2:21 PM
From: xxxx451@aol.com <xxxx451@aol.com>
To: adam@adamshafer.com

And of course the breast enlargement thing. WOW

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Tue, Aug 12, 2014 at 3:56 PM
From: Adam Shafer <adam@adamshafer.com>
To: xxxx451@aol.com

Boobs? Where?

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Tue, Aug 12, 2014 at 9:10 PM
From: xxxx451@aol.com <xxxx451@aol.com>
To: adam@adamshafer.com

I was wondering again, feel free to ask Adalyn, Do worms yawn?

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Thu, Aug 14, 2014 at 8:50 AM
From: Adam Shafer <adam@adamshafer.com>
To: xxxx451@aol.com

Paw,

I asked Adalyn and received the following response:

“Yawning is a modified breathing activity that is associated with vertebrate animals that have lungs. It is believed that yawning is a way to introduce more air and oxygen into the lungs so the animal is more prepared for activity; In other words, it’s trying not to fall asleep. Since worms do not have lungs, I would say that they probably don’t yawn the way we do, but maybe their bodies have a mechanism that helps them enhance the amount of oxygen that they draw in so they don’t ‘fall asleep’ when they’re supposed to be doing something else, like eating dirt; their favorite activity.”

How do you feel about this?

Adam

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Thu, Aug 14, 2014 at 8:55 PM
From: xxxx451@aol.com <xxxx451@aol.com>
To: adam@adamshafer.com

Boy, that sounds just like Adalyn. Always keeping it simple.

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Mon, Aug 18, 2014 at 7:57 AM
From: Adam Shafer <adam@adamshafer.com>
To: xxxx451@aol.com

A-da-lyn always keepin’ it simple
She’ll give you a smile and show you a dimple
You gotta know that my girl keeps it real
She ain’t slippin’ on no banana peels
She’s the coolest and she’s the best
Seasons her food with some lemon zest
Paw, you so crazy, you so fancy
I-G-G-Y WHO DAT WHO DAT I-G-G-Y DO DAT DO DAT

Word.

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Thu, Aug 21, 2014 at 11:51 PM
From: xxxx451@aol.com <xxxx451@aol.com>
To: adam@adamshafer.com

In the desert you can remember your name caust a’nt no one for to give you no pain. Old man take a look at my life cause It’s a lot like yours….was. America/Neil Young…..same person???

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Tue, Aug 26, 2014 at 1:42 PM
From: Adam Shafer <adam@adamshafer.com>
To: xxxx451@aol.com

I’d say so. Neil Young = ‘MURRICA.

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