Camp Orkila – Oct 11-12-13

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Tue, Sep 17, 2013 at 7:27 PM
From: Mollie Xxxxxx <molliexxxxxx@gmail.com>
To: Darrel Xxxxxx <darrel.xxxxxx@gmail.com>, Adam Shafer <adamshafer@gmail.com>

Daniel asked for Adam
Boo asked for bubba.
One or both of you can go.
The boys are in the same group now. All the usual suspects. My brother Troy etc.
let me know what you figure out.
Mollie

Sent from my iPhone

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Wed, Sep 18, 2013 at 9:00 AM
From: Adam Shafer <adam@adamshafer.com>
To: Mollie Xxxxxx <molliexxxxxx@gmail.com>
Cc: Darrel Xxxxxx <darrel.xxxxxx@gmail.com>

Dear Molly,

While I find Camp Orkila to be a very nice place, I would rather take Daniel and Boo to Ontario Greenland Camp where they will learn much more important life skills. You see, instead of the mish mash of “skills” that are taught at Camp Orkila, this camp will teach them the skills of the Arctic’s Inuit. Kayaking is a big part of this adventure for the boys. I feel that no matter what age, all children (and babies, even) should understand the basics of kayaking, hunting, and gathering. Another big part of the Ontario Greenland Camp is harpoon throwing… again, another skill that kids in this day and age should not live without. You never know when you might need to snag a whale.

Let me know what you think. I’ve already saved our spots for the 2013 camp.

Awaiting your prompt reply,
Adam

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Wed, Sep 18, 2013 at 10:48 AM
From: Mollie Xxxxxx <molliexxxxxx@gmail.com>
To: Adam Shafer <adam@adamshafer.com>
Cc: Darrel Xxxxxx <darrel.xxxxxx@gmail.com>

Sounds great Adam!

Most important thing is that they want to spend time with you!!! Where ever whenever!

Mollie

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Wed, Sep 18, 2013 at 12:42 PM
From: Darrel Xxxxxx <darrel.xxxxxx@gmail.com>
To: Mollie Xxxxxx <molliexxxxxx@gmail.com>, Adam Shafer <adam@adamshafer.com>

Mollie and Adam

I am in real trouble here because we are gone from Oct 11th-23th in Hawaii. I did not consider the YMCA program when we made these reservations early this year. So even though you don’t care for Orkila as well as the other camp would you still be willing to go this year with the boys and their YMCA group (Sam, Troy and am sure you would know others). If not then maybe Ryan would be interested. I feel really bad because I really wanted to go. Let’s chat. Thanks. DX

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Wed, Sep 18, 2013 at 1:38 PM
From: Mollie Xxxxxx <molliexxxxxx@gmail.com>
To: Darrel Xxxxxx <darrel.xxxxxx@gmail.com>
Cc: Adam Shafer <adam@adamshafer.com>

Let’s ask Ryan.

Sent from my iPhone

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Thu, Sep 19, 2013 at 1:53 PM
From: Adam Shafer <adam@adamshafer.com>
To: Mollie Xxxxxx <molliexxxxxx@gmail.com>
Cc: Darrel Xxxxxx <darrel.xxxxxx@gmail.com>

Mollie/Darrel,

Another fantastic idea I had was to send the boys to magic camp where they will learn life skills and confidence through magic, juggling, and, of course, PUPPETS. I can’t even begin to tell you how puppets have began to influence my life. My only regret is that I did not discover them until later in life. But, I digress.

I sought out and have found the PREMIER magic camp in the U.S. which I think would be perfect for Daniel and Boo: http://magiccamp.com/. I would gladly go with them and help teach them along with the magicians and puppeteers at camp. And, would you believe it, they even have a special magic camp set up for grown ups! I think I’m even more excited than the kids are! Just look at this wonderful video provided by Fantastic Magic Camp: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HnXFDwD3vhc

I know I’m jumping around a lot here, but I am very excited for what magic camp (or Inuit camp, as we discussed yesterday) can teach the boys, and the rest of the youth of this great country of ours.

Thoughts?

Sincerely,
Adam

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Thu, Sep 19, 2013 at 2:21 PM
From: Adam Shafer <adam@adamshafer.com>
To: Mollie Xxxxxx <molliexxxxxx@gmail.com>
Cc: Darrel Xxxxxx <darrel.xxxxxx@gmail.com>

Mollie,

Oh, and one other thing. I was perusing Facebook today and noticed something in your cover photo… you’re not going to believe it. See the attached photo… I couldn’t believe my eyes.

Adam

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Thu, Sep 19, 2013 at 2:21 PM
From: Darrel Xxxxxx <darrel.xxxxxx@gmail.com>
To: Adam Shafer <adam@adamshafer.com>

Adam Shafer,

I have just realized that you are not the Adam Shafer that was to receive these emails regarding my grandchildren. This is not at all funny for reasons you do not need to know. I can only think that you have a sick mind in implanting yourself into someone else’s conversations and discussions. It causes me great concern. You could be a pedophile attempting to get to the kids. At any rate, I have contacted the authorities regarding this situation and ask that you immediately cease and desist. Should you have any additional input, please direct it to me at darrel.xxxxxx@gmail.com or XXX-XXX-XXXX.

3 Thoughts on “Camp Orkila – Oct 11-12-13

  1. I live how he called the internet authorities…wonder how that convo went? P.S. OMG the Loch Ness monster!!

  2. BRING ON THE INTERNET COURT

    You should tell him you don’t know what he’s talking about and you’re worried that he could be an adultophile attempting to get to your balls.

  3. Brad Simms on October 4, 2013 at 10:30 pm said:

    Adam these are genius.

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